I'm not sure if you realize how hard writing your own biography can be. I've spent countless hours revising this page and trying to sound as fluid and charming as I can be. That being said, I'm charming enough. I'm a bit random and explosive, like pop rocks.

I'm as polite as I know how to be, and I am one of the friendliest people you'll ever encounter. I love strangers. (Strangers with candy are even better!)  Speaking , seriously about strangers, I'm pretty fucking paranoid. People are definitly out to get me. Don't patronize me.

I am a hot sauce addict. I sing in the shower and write my own songs.

I hate glittery goddamn vampires. 

I love to travel. I've lived all over the United States. Currently, I'm living in the Georgia swamplands.

I take my religion seriously. Please do not insult or belittle my beliefs simply because they do not coincide with yours.

Stereotypical as it may be for someone living the spooky lifestyle, much of my inspiration comes from sitting in the cemetery with my best friends, throwing pebbles at each other and trying to figure out the universe. We're getting closer.

As weird as it sounds, I'm afraid of the dark. Like deathly, stay awake all night with a steak knife in hand, afraid. I know it seems ridiculous, but things change in shadow. I carry a pen-light in my purse just in case.

I love gourmet cooking. Japanese and Mexican cuisines are my favorite. I've recently been interested in Italian baking.